Crunchy

... goes well with a nice bordelaise

Impatience

Enough, already ! (I know, isn't this foul?)

A SPACEMAN!! (to modify one's circumstance)

So many of us would like to modify our life circumstance. Perhaps habit, ease, unawareness, and/or a host of other variables contribute to a ceaseless and seemingly inescapable malaise or desperation. Sometimes though, there are moments to strip away life's baffling complexity and provide the clarity and purpose to make the desired change. Our hero, the spaceman, is in just such a place. He must escape or he will be absorbed into the giant space-amoeba. His failure will result in another type of modification, one performed according to the terms of another. Another with no good will or desire toward our hero. Alas!

Next week: FULL-COLOR!

Update: Now in FULL-COLOR!!

Though the machine is idle...

...it's purpose is clear. DEATH!! Happen into it's maw and be UNDONE!!! I was listenening to Noam Chomsky-Hegemony or Survival, and I drew this. Interesting... It seems to be based in some thoroughly adolescent sector of my mind. Or!... just a sci-fi expression of American global policy, which of course, is not idle.

Happy birthday!

This fellow is a bit SHAKY, but sated, after a gluttonous bender. He has eaten his fill and is ready fly to the next level. Washed in the blood of the lamb (chop), he has been born anew. Welcome to the brave new world, maggot.

Hierarchy

We all have needs.

"In Capitalism, man exploits man; in Communism, the opposite is true"

-Polish proverb

update: now in full-color!

(full-color next week!)

Theatre (thee-ah-tah) of our lives

"Incontinence, alas!"

 

An old pale fellow...

...and his many furry friends have come for a spot of tea.

A ham, unable to be CONTAINED

His joys, like his juices, overflow.

Similar

Happy stars, so similar in their content.  Merrily they prance one by one to their end.  Big Sister reminds us of the laws of thermodynamics.  We rejoice!

Opinion

Marcus Auralius said that the Universe is transition, that Life is opinion (or something approaching that in effect). As the northern hemisphere transitions into the long cold and darkness of winter, Americans celebrate their good luck and the joy in their lives. Yes, soon a cry will ring out, an opinion will resound from the four corners of our land, giving wings to our hopes and voice to our desires. Let the chorus rejoice--SAVE THE NECK FOR ME!! (happy holiday)

Let's play pretend!

Let's pretend that we're not related.  Let's pretend that we aren't transgendered.  Let's pretend that you've never walked out of an argument.  Let's pretend that you've been here with me these long months.   Let's pretend that you are not [there laid].  (Let's pretend that I'm not using this as my new masthead.) Character concept c/o John Hodgman

wise my ass

At the feet of a great wise teacher one can but ponder or sit in silence.  

One can also do that when faced with an absurd buffoon.

Or!

One can be naturally inclined to do so in either case !

Or!

neither.

(image excerpted from a comic story "Screw, F#@*, Pontificate"

from the "Buddhist Tales" anthology, due 3-09)

A cautionary tale

One may be tempted by delicious sugary snacks.  Day after day you may indulge  in Hostess and Mars brand food type substances. Yes! but beware, for one day you may just have too much! Let us look above and see what has happened to one such unfortunate.  Look on and weep!!!

Routine

Another routine evening in the city.  I know what your thinking and no, I'm not an alcoholic or in AA nor do I like sleeping in doorways.  Thank you, have a good day!

sour

A once fruitful  partnership has soured.

FIERCE!!!

I poke you in the eye!  Working on a fast-as-hell photoshop approach!  Raahhrrr! Cower!!!

Enjoy;)

HOARD!

No unwashed hoard shall diminish my mighty-ness!  No uncanny rabble shall break the cunning  of my smithery!! No hoi-polloi shall curb my use of exclamations!!! Enjoy!!!!

Punch-line

The joke's on him.